tonight

i promised glick i'd post this flier for her friend's show. go! then stick around for leo and o'dell's tender DJ movements...

when's the last time you heard the word 'wobble'?

i've only listened to this song 25 times in the last 2 hours no big deal

http://www.jibbsmusic.com/player/default.aspx/mid/2428

toosh report 9/15/06

the times reviewed the big black youtube show and an ex-'sassiest boy in america's new book of essays

first line: “Believe me, it was a lot cooler in the 80’s.”
last line: "For now this little pink pseudo-leftist book is about as mushy as he’s going to get."

"What, exactly, was cooler in the 1980’s? Big Black concerts? (Certainly; the live album “Pigpile” offers proof.) Music? The world?"
TRUE
"Dischord has a legacy, and a reputation, to match Touch and Go’s."
TRUE
"It’s easy to sneer at nostalgia, but what’s the alternative?"
TRUE
"The language sounds a lot like Mr. Albini’s surprisingly fulsome tribute to Touch and Go; neither of them can pretend he doesn’t miss the good old days."
YEA I GUESS
"For now this little pink pseudo-leftist book is about as mushy as he’s going to get."
I DON'T KNOW JUST WAIT

sanneh's just touching base here. i wish he would've gone further into svenonius bullshit writing, which i always saw as a backhanded attempt at saying, 'you guys aren't as smart as you think you are'. but toosh, mr svenonius, we went to college too. i dunno maybe i'm projecting. it's also hard to get mad at the singer for one of the best fucking bands ever. look at this photo!

ok so those youtube big black clips are fire! damn big black still sounds just as good as they did back in the day! i kinda wish i went now...

the youtube clips get a pitchspork douche meter of 7.5. sanneh's piece isn't as funny as his last few but the subject matter isn't as funny. and he couldn't really go off because, really, who cares about big black and ian svenonius pocket-readers? thusly the review gets a 7.1. hey man even jose canseco didn't hit .500...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtnXd7SiB4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU1PRinyWZI&mode=related&search=
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/14/arts/music/14sann.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

go see mike bones tonight!

he's playing with TK webb at tonic! 12 midnight!

i can't go but if you like awesome music you should check it out.

ask him about drazen petrovic or mookie blaylock!

it was raining cats and dogs

wa waaa... but it was! and also neil haggerty played the merc last night.

but first white magic opened up. some 'un-named' bro claimed they were 'dull' and 'boring' and i thought to myself, 'is kelly right?'. no! they were great! this time it was a full band with doug, the guy from soldiers of fortune on bass, and the dirty three drummer [!]. it was really good. i'll always be a fan of the billotte sisters, and even though i want to keep saying the mira borrows too much from her sister, i think i'm wrong. the madge has their own thing going on. great stuff. of course they played one of doug's songs and the spell was immediately broken, but it's hard to keep up with all the spookiness...

then haggerty and the howling hex... 30 minutes late. a devoted tamborine player who was standing in front of sheet music[!], poetry interludes, and a sexophone. or in this case, a hexophone! wacka wacka. and the were... FUCKING GREAT! i'm serious! it was a killer jam session! the songs were long, weird, and intense. dude can SHRED. i mean, it sounded weird but his fingers were doing the nuno bettencourt thing. they were all covered in jazz sweat and no smiling at all. i was jamming so hard to the jam vibes! oh yeah. the tamorine guy had a tribal tattoo as well.

i had to post a pic of the trux instead of the hex because they are so damn cool looking..

shreddie lives

ken gave me a copy of the album a few weeks ago but that fucking thing doesn't play in my computer or on my shitty boombox in my room. oh cruel fate! it's like a tales from the crypt scenario... 'you will be waiting for an amazing band's new album... you will get the album early from your friend... then it will not play on any of your devices... mwahahaha!'

so last night was the hold steady record listening party at hi-fi. and they did it right! the record is awesome, of course. they jammed it super loud on the PA and we were a bunch of air-guitaring fools. not as crazy as the last two but i need to really spend some time with it. btw the album art fucking sucks. possibly one of the worst covers ever. hellooo used-bin vibes. the should've hired that photographer nocitoschmellingwildman to shoot it...

if you're not with me then you're against me

tickets don't buy themselves, you know...

chris thomson got fat!

in LA i also scored a copy of the red eyed legends' 'the high when i feel when i'm low' CD for like, a buck. let's take a stroll down the best punk singer of all-time's history... ok!

circus lupus: rad! totally sweet!
los mordidas: even better. but only a couple 7"s [one 7" and one split with Mukilteo Fairies]. so psyched.
the monorchid: the best of all. they were so fucking great. i wouldn't change a thing
skull control: can the monorchid get back together. i mean, this band is good, i'm just saying.
and finally, this red eyed legends band on GSL records.

i guess there's a reason no one really heard about this. it's good, but not nearly as interesting or urgent as all the rest of the stuff chris thomson has done. am i just being nostalgic? there's a shitty dub remix on here too. but i'm glad he's still keeping the dream alive. no folk records here... and any CT material is good material as far as earl is concerned

oh shit! this is a real band! they have a myspace page! i'm a fan!

http://www.myspace.com/redeyedlegends
http://www.redeyedlegends.com

fashion weak

i just missed growing last night at the surface to air shit last night. they played first and for just a second i think. people were all like, 'growing scared away half the crowd!' hm... from other reports it seems all the people were there to see growing, and then bounced! i missed soiled mattress and the springs at susan cianciolo too. heard that was rad.

nothing will top animal collective playing 'winter's love' live at Alexander Herchcovitch last year though. or libertine using the walkmen for their runway show. i was super stoked!

"Stephon Marbury would love to have Garnett in New York"

no shit stephon! and i'd like to sleep on a pile of money and have rites of spring play my living room this saturday! douche!

"Kevin has had more success than I've had," he said. "I really can't put myself in his situation. My situation has been a lot more grueling. I've had to defend myself with the media as a person and as a basketball player."

toosh stephon... would you take a paycut to get garnett on the knicks? and let's say the knicks even got garnett, they'd still be fucked. at this point one super [SUPER] star won't put the team over the top, there needs to be a complete overhaul. starting with dolan! actually, i like the team the way it is... fucked up, young, grumpy, and weird! please can the season start already? dammit!

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/15513202.htm

so late... solly! and/or toosh report 9/13

i'm really late on the last cam jam 'weekend girl'. i dunno, i was looking for other stuff mixtape-wise, but i finally got it. the 'NY Times' had this to say about the track:

first line: "This much is clear: “Weekend Girl,” by Cam’ron, is definitely not the song of the summer."
last line: "That song, in a totally different summer: would it sound the same?"

kudos for writing about cam and taking digs at wyclef at the same time. the song is a jam. and it SHOULD'VE been the canal street anthem all summer, but it got fucked up [or maybe not... those tapes coming from the south are great]. cam'ron is hilarious on this one [what's new] and sounds totally relaxed a la 'purple haze'

'you see my monday to fridays i need a friday to sunday... we'll eat fridays on friday and go to sundays on sunday'

it easily would've been one of the best tracks on 'killa season'. cam comes back! i care again! more cam rapping about food!

the song gets 4.5 mics and the review gets the same.

btw have you guys downloaded the new itunes? that shit is fun! i forgot i had gang starr's 'ownerz'!

got it!

ha! it just took me 15 years is all! ameoba had the 'DC punk' used 7" bin and i went for it. it didn't take that long... and they had 1 copy! for 3.99! fuck ebay! that place is waaaay too big and i kinda get freaked out in it but i managed to get that 7", the unrest sub pop singles club 7", and slant 6's 'inzombia' on CD. i'm telling you that's one of my favorite DC records. right next to 'repeater', 'play pretty for baby', 'solid brass' and the the meta-matics 12". oh and rites of spring too! i'm saying my 'favorite' not the 'best'...

i'm making bootleg slant 6 shirts fuckit. i mean, have you heard 'partner in crime' lately?

looks awesome!

can't wait for the new gang gang!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl4y6E1DJVY&mode=related&search=

where's bonzi?

what a snoozer of an off-season. gasol broke his ankle. what else happened? did shane battier get traded? iverson is still a sixer right? reggie evans re-upped with the nuggs [nice move]... marbury put out those shoes... kobe said something stupid... zzzz

hopefully action will pick up when camp opens. maybe someone can get bonzi wells for a cheap year? will spre ever get back to the nba [doubtful]?

if anyone has any good nba info let me know. hoopshype has been sucking...

'... all the non-believers!'

new my chem bromance track and website! a new song and some video footage! ok they're not the brightest band in the world. in an 'interview' gerard states that the album is about 'a boy who dies and goes to a parade'. and then the first lyrics of 'welcome to the black parade' are 'when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band'. a banana is a banana is a banana.

but the track is amazing. it reminds me of seaweed a little, and they're kind of leaving the pop-punk world and into a full pop/glam one. let's say it's more like queen than the misfits. and it's amazing! the orchestration is is crazy on this one and it's got that epic scope to it. i'm claiming this album to be one of the best records of the year next year already. maybe this and the dog LP. seriously this stuff is killer...

http://www.theblackparade.com/

the standard hotel = doucheville

dr dog report from LA! they played the troubadour with elvis perkins and cold war kids. elvis was much better than he was at the pool... he played his songs with a little less 'drum circle' and 'carney' vibes and that mean his rad songs sounded rad. he did 'ash wednesday', 'without love' and 'while you were sleeping'. not mad!

the dog? what can i say? should i just start the fanclub now? what a great band! the sound was iffy at first but after 2 songs the band had it figured out, and it blew by in a flash! toby was 'in the zone' and they looked like they were having fun. 'alaska' shredded, 'wake up' too. 'ain't it strange' was a bit slow, but it's a treat to see that song live.

cold war kids we didn't bother sticking around for after jason claimed them as 'a band he'd like to punch'.

it was a rad trip. i'm jetlagged. sunburnt. full of too much food. happy birthday KTAX! i call next year! same place! same band! same crew!

blank blank joan of arc

joan of arc/owen at the knitting factory. owen was earnest. american football was a very good band. owen is too icky. and tonight's show was icky. 'love love you and i flove you shoo' rhyming for the sake of rhyming. good for him though. he's going for it. there were hecklers, and they were not appreciated, but at least it was fodder for comedy. i bet he was placed. at least he's got a sense of humor. not anything to listen to, but something to support i guess. maybe just in theory.

joan of arc. terrible. unrehearsed. amazing, and so radl. it's fun to see people file out to tim screaming 'fucking strangers feels better fucking strangers.' it kinda all makes sense. i love it in a non-condescending way. one of my faves!

is your sister in love?

ratatat/envelopes at the bowery!

envelopes was a question mark. as i was eating delicious tacos i thought, 'could the 'lopes be playing right now and i'll miss it?'. they played, and i was there [thankfully], and i love them. so good. so awkward! is your sister in love? who knows but a bunch of 30+ year-olds from europe romped through a set of smile/fist pumping '1990's' anthems. really they were so great. 'REAL MUSIC' they shouted as they struggled hitting notes and vocal keys. calvin johnson where art thou? [other than playing shitty DJ gigs in basements].

ratatat. love them as a band. bad show. foam thumbs? trans am projections? argh! XL is ruining them. please they need someone to say 'you guys don't need your record release at hiro [to much disaster] and the shiney puma shirts might be a bad idea'. they get love from me. and they played a good show. fine. jacob on the keys was a nice, new developement. i have faith. maybe i've just seen them too much...

long, strange trip

ok! the temporary residence showcase at bowery! i was chuffed! it was gonna be great! i bought my tickets a month beforehand!

friday. envy. amazing. really. so much fun. huge, beautiful, melancholy guitars with a cookie monster vocalist. they played jams. people clapped. some crowd surfed. it was kinda rad. i was totally into it other than the japanese talking over some more 'sensitive' moments. all in all, a spectacular show! why aren't they playing BB kings!?

saturday. explosions. a great band that's had all this billy bob thrown upon them. ok dudes, the movie was fine, but really, people freak out on that movie too much. i think i heard the phrase 'friday night lights' 15 times that night. ok so a great band, that is victim [or beneficiary] of a very average-to-good movie. good for them. there was love. it was slightly boring. some swooned. some looked at their watches. they played some new jams, which were great. i will be waiting for the new record like a douche...

sunday. mono. what can i say? a sleepy first 20 minutes, then beautiful shit. i'm saying. it was almost perfect. they played 'halcyon [beautiful days]' and my jaw was dropped for 5 minutes. stole the show. i thought to myself, 'perfect', over and over.

mono wins for posterity. envy wins for fun. explosions wins for nostagia. too much of this music is too much. i have nothing else to say.

proof!

here at earl we pay our writers/slackers 'at large' big bucks for their scoops