Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

vampire weekend's 'mansard roof'. i have no feelings about this video one way or another.

hardly missing. hardly interesting.

ok so apparently isiah told eddy that he and marbury would be coming off the bench cause of their lack of tenacious D, which is fine by me and most fans i bet. then eddy goes and snitches to marbury and marbury flips and goes back home to coney island. on his way he says he's 'got dirt on isiah.' who doesn't! is this some epic marv albert 'biting hookers' material? is he gay? is he a bad coach? sorry steph after this summer i can't say anything would be a bombshell at this point.

marbury then realizes he makes $182,000 a night whether he starts, comes off the bench or just sits there in his warm-ups. he flies to LA to join the team.

to be continued....

DOUCHEBAGS! every single one of them!

Friday, November 02, 2007

the new york knicks home opener! the pre-game locker room chatter transcribed!

zach randolph: FEE-FI-FO-FUM!
steph: Z-BOOOOO you gonna help me up my assist average this year son?
crawford: or maybe tip in some of my bricks cause you know i love those bricks!
steph: you do?
crawford: well, i'm just not scared.
steph: sort of like the players who defend you.
david lee: YO ASSHOLES!
steph: maaaan it's david. quick, look like we're not talking about the dave matthews band.
david lee: how about this zach; if i out-rebound you this year you buy me a new whip.
david lee: what's up with the new guy?
steph and crawford: WE KNOW.