Monday, April 28, 2008

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The story of your post playing career life, dude!

What does Steph have on you, anyway? Strippers? We already had our fill of that with the Ewing fiasco. Adultury? If Kobe can get off, so can you. Racism? Who isn't a little racist? Betting on Kicks games? That would be a funny one! So you're "gone". I'm not happy or sad. Just stop coaching/drafting/scouting/advising. It's not like you just sat back and watched this team dissolve... you did your best. You're better off selling your popcorn. Everyone loves popcorn.

What is that they say about hindsight? When Zeke got Marbury, I was pumped. When the Franchise trade was announced I had hope. I thought Z-bo would at least get us an 8th seed in this pathetic Eastern Conference. Douches!

Let the "You're Better Than That" era begin! I welcome Action Jackson with an open mind! How can you get worse than this? My only regret is that we'll lose him as a color man on T.V. Nobody hire Jeff Van Gundy please he's the last funny broadcaster left!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

But then who will we make fun of?

Donnie Walsh coming to the Knicks? "EH!" And I hear he's keeping the Draft "genius" who picked Sweetney [scouting report: "Elton Brand but less athletic"... YOU THINK?] before the likes of Pietrus, Ridnour, David West, Barbosa, Josh Howard, and Mo Williams. Oh, and he took Lampe next. Wait, he was the GM then, right? Anyways, unless Walsh manages to get Dwight Howard and Andre Iguodala we're pretty much looking at an apple when we're already holding an orange.

Is it weird that the man who built the Pacers teams that killed us is now the Knicks president? Whatever, this season has numbed me so much that i wouldn't care if they brought in Alonzo Mourning as a Knicks City dancer. Remember when Starks went to Chicago in the 3-way deal that landed us Sprewell? And remember how he refused to play for the Bulls? That was funny!

If he manages to trade two or three of these guys for players who don't average as many turnovers as assists, I'd be pleased. Give me ANYTHING, dude. David Lee? Ok trade him. Get something back. Marbury? Let his contract expire. Isiah? Stop letting him remind the media that his Pistons team was known as the "Bad Boys" and the fact that he enjoys players that remind him of himself.