JFK situation

new footage!

don't trade this guy

ok he'll never be a huge rebounder or a shot-blocker, but his shot is insane! did you see the 1st half against the fakers? dude if he can draw the opposing PF out of the paint then we're in business. i am so psyched on these rooks! and ariza! chuzzill on the trade talks and let this team grow. i think we got something here!

the bomb squad gets busted

"She said Newman grabbed her by the throat, threatened to kill her and dragged her down a set of stairs by her legs."

the best poster ever- mark jackson, newman, kenny walker and trent tucker in aviation gear holding bombs under the words 'the Bomb Squad'. why can't i find that pic online? stupid interweb!

it was good!

so juelz actually showed up to the party! it was so janky! you couldn't hear the music at all and he would go 'that sample was good, trust me buy my album!'. and he did his verse from 'oh boy'. it was confusing, but it might have been the booze talking. i mean thinking. two thumbs up!

meanwhile, charlie villanueva goes off for 27/13 and for the first night in weeks i'm not on top of my fantasy! i've been following his stats all season and there he goes... in all my leagues! i was too drunk to pick him up. actually, too drunk to even look at my 'puter. it's ok at least i got to see k spaz out to bone thugz... it was weird cause he hates the 'B's' from the south a lot...

no booz no good

well, it was ugly, but the knicks beat the boozer-less, ivan drago-less, keith mcloud-less, giricek-less jazz. hey channing fye looks like he could be good! but the overall team looks suspect with all those turnovers.

UNO!

nice victory in sac-town. 3-6 from the stripe isn't that sweet but steph held it down in the 4th. ariza's line looked good too with the 4 steals. DNP jerome james again. trade him for a bag of chips. first win in 9 years at arco... it's miller time!

ok best half all season!

57-41! the squad looks strong. even jackie butler got PT. let's not fuck this up...

WTF

KK is ruining my 'bro'back mountain' fantasy team. start hitting 3's dude! also, what's wrong with skip to my lou? somebody hit some 3's for me! hello?

brutal weekend

somehow i got to see art brut twice this weekend without every actually hearing them before. here's the report: ken took me to see them at the mercury and i thought they sucked but had moments. i was definitely hating on the clip-on-ties. then k took me to see them at the tribeca and they were actually funny. 'holy mother of christ i've seen her naked twice. TWICE!' my fave moment is when the singer introduced his guitarist and the dude played a janky solo barely good enough for a battle-of-the-bands. and the singers goes, 'AMAZING!' haha. i'm still on the fence about these guys but who cares? the person next to me told me 'they're like weird al but with better music'. what's not to like?

then they played Nation of Ulysses after the band stopped you realized how shitty music is now and how awesome it was 10 years ago. that said, am i weird for really loving the new descendants record? am i the only one who bought this thing? classic rock rules!

everyone has seen these but

they're still hilarious! look at the spilled beer on dirk's sweatshirt! i don't know what it's like to get wasted but based on these pictures maybe i should give it a shot! who knew nash would be the 'wacky-face' picture kind of guy. enjoy!

why isn't anyone calling me back? i'm not pissed anymore! really!

i just made a 2 hour superchunk mix that is jamming so hard! people sleep on 'here's to shutting up' there are some good songs on there! also, '100 thousand fireflies' might be the best song ever i said it!

irene's holy grail is a sun-ra picture book. mine might be this inclined plane 7". cakeshop had a couple of the simple machines 7"'s but not this one. that rodan song is crazy. i used to have a crush on jenny toomey too. but when i think about it i don't know what i'd do with this record if i ever scored it. i would look at it, and put it on my pile of bills and papers. so if you have this thing and want to sell it, call me!

CHILL OUT

NYC needs to chill out! we all knew the knicks had a college team on their hands. that's what we wanted! we're 0-5 but we've lost the last three games by 2 points each game. no more of this marbury for jalen rose talk. i say we just sit back and enjoy watching nate rob chuck alley-oops to himself. i love this game!

larry get it together

dude is coaching so crappy! he had all of preseason to figure this shit out. oh well, i know all the news today is about marbury getting traded. one rumor is he's getting shipped to the wolves for wally and hassell or something. i say steph gets a raw deal in ny. before this season is was a lock for 18/8 every night. sure billups is good to but he had the wallaces and hamilton. look at what steph has to deal with. just let him play.

these are some pretty sweet moves toine

but really, where is cherokee parks?

too bad the griz aren't in vancouver anymore cause nocito could've given me a pau gasol report. his new throw-back duke stylings makes me think- where's trajen langdon? william avery was a fool for leaving early, but maggette is good. except for his lame slam dunk contest showing. elton brand's show 'good eats' is one of my faves. wtf bobby hurley and jay williams got messed up. it's a shame.

uh...

why does cnn have this sacramento video story on its front page? i mean, everyone knows detroit's a messed up city. so the sacramento video guys showed footage of burned out buildings. tell us something we don't know! remember robocop? remember? the guy who's the father on that 70s show? 'BITCHES LEAVE!'

drum roll please.....

THE NY KNICKS ARE 0-4! DNP matt barnes! DNP jerome james! this is funny as hell. could the knicks be the worst team in the league right now? those guys are confuuused. larry get it together man. stop messing with jamal's mind!

what would we do without the interweb?

not look at archived photos of the two most shreddingest NCAA teams ever! people get bummed on c webb for that tech, but would a T.O. really have saved them? and people get bummed on the UNLV squad for being ages 25-28 with kids. have you checked out jalenrose.com? epic. regardless of which team was actually better, you gotta belive either one of these squads could take the 05-06 raptors...

speaking of trouble

here's dre's police photo. dude looks either stoned, tired, or bored. probably all 3? it's just a traffic offense. not like urbina rolling up on a bunch of dudes with a machete, cutting them, pouring gas on them, and threatening to burn them! and why? cause they were swimming in his pool! ok that's probably not the whole story but if i saw uggie at a bar i'd stay the fuck away from him.

RON CHILL THE FUCK OUT

trouble follows this guy everywhere he goes! no one's saying he undercut shaq on purpose but i bet dave stern's really psyched to see his most marketable player on crutches. good thing i picked up 'zo on my fantasy team. i'm still pissed at him when he flipped charlie ward over but i was amped on the 5 blocks the other night...

SHREDDDIIING!

this is taiwon's center rocking the jamison brewer look. or the lukes' look at oregon. i have nothing more to say.

just in case you forgot how rad sheed is

wha? who?

so the knicks are 0-3. you know who's not mad? me! scott layden for years was all, 'the knicks fans won't put up with re-building'. and then he went out and got luc longley and howard eisley. ummm...

but not to hate on those guys. the vanilla gorilla was sweet once and no one ever said howard eisley was john stockton...

now we got david lee, frye, robinson, and ariza on the court with steph. ok so we're not gonna be a .500 team this year but add a free agent next year, maybe another lottery pick, and this team will be sick! if not hilarious. lebron! we want lebron!

who hates the TNT post game? not me!

'who he play for' featuring charles? dude i play this at the bar with any takers! noice!

also, a big 'QBQBQB' to artest for undercutting shaq tonight. a block or two would've been nice though. and maybe a couple more rebounds? good looking out on the 0 TO's. helps my f-a-n-t-a-s-y team. well, one of them.

even though i think the lakers are shit, i like shaq cause he makes funny t.v. commercials. kobe does spots where he's speaking italian in a garden. zzzz... time for the kobe 'beefy' arby's sandwich. or the subway 'kobe' steak n cheese? the burger king X3 X2 kobe burger? [3 patties 2 cheese slices] get a sense of humor you crazy rapist! boooo!

yeah this guy is good

are you watching this? not only is the suns GM smart as shiot, but steve nash is basically working the pick and roll with KT at will. ok granted they aren't amare dunks, but it's crazy to see nash doing what he was doing with JJ, Q, and amare a year ago, with james jone, raja bell, and kurt thomas now. i mean, this guy is good! kudos to the GM for loading up on perimiter shooters.

and look at the LA fans! down by 8 with a minute to go? emtpy! LA Lakers= the WORST fans ever!

doesn't MD look like the dr suess guys in this pick? why is that dude so inconsistent?

F l.a. fakers...

myabe we're not gonna win the championship this year

but i don't care! we got a young team, a decent coach, and a hungry 'tude! eddy even had 8 boards last night! his career average is just over 5! [WTF]. ok so the knicks lost in OT. in a big way. but the way they were dishing to EC and the fact that brown had the balls to sit crawford and give robinson and ariza playing time is nice. ariza blew that dunk but that's ok. it's just the shadow of tim thomas that will disappear soon enough.

but i'm hoping for a .500 team this year. i think the knicks will be in the playoff 'hunt', but with team like the hawks [pachulia had 9 off reb last night. 9!] and the bucks [boguts looks strong already. and who's not psyched for TJ ford?], the knicks will have to wait for one year. we're a couple expiring contracts and 1 free agent signing away from the playoffs. dudes on WFAN have to chuzzill...

bold predictions for the 05 06

NEWEST MEMBER OF THE ALL-TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE TEAM. charlie villanuava! the dude's preseason was sick! channing who? could the raptors have totally fooled all of us? a big tmnt comeback for bonzi too. for his move to sac town and sia's bonzi's hot boyz team. both are good looks!

CAUGHT HANGING OUT LOOKING LIKE EDDIE MURPHY. dwight howard! the dude is sick! amare level sick! i'm calling out a 18/11 season with 2 blocks a game i said it! top 5 in MVP?

JR RIDER AWARD aka DAMON STOUDEMIRE IMPERSONATOR. telfair! i was thinking z-bo but i gotta go with my gut feeling with telfiar. dude is gonna get fed up in portland with the minutes and the weird dudes on his team. and hanging out with ruben patterson, z-bo and miles is not gonna help. role models they are not. busted with a joint in the ashtray and a trannie in the backseat by thanksgiving. free sebastion telfair!