"But, unlike all the other genres covered in this column, crabcore isn't defined by sonics or BPMs or lyrical content, or tied to a geographic location. Crabcore is defined by the body contortions of the band's guitarists when they perform."
Jordan Hill is kinda rad. Maybe 9 pts and 9 rebs eventaully? 1.5 blocks? I'll take that in a second (f u channing frye)
But I hear they're gonna package Hill and Lee or Nate for Rubio! I'l take that in a second. What? This guy looks like a young Luke Ridnour! Ummm... at least these three will be funny? Hope you're still working out Latrell, cause we might need you...