Real stories from the Knicks headquarters.

Ewing Jr: Whoa they traded for me?
Ewing: Yeah son for the rights of that douchebag Weis.
Ewing Jr: Papa I'm Scared of Marbury.
Ewing: I hope he doesn't eat my kids.
Ewing Jr: True story!


Marbury: Yo Ewing Jr. your college stats suck!