Saturday, March 22, 2008

March Sadness

All week on WFAN they are claiming Jerry West and Donnie Walsh are interested in being KNnicks GM or President of operations. But both dudes are pushing 70! I'm not age-ist but can't we get a Kiki? A Scott Skiles? Look at these clowns laughing all the way to the bank! I saw MTV "Cribs", Steph... you have a huge TV!

The team doesn't even have to "rebuild". Fuck "rebuilding" in the NBA you can turn a team around in a season. I'm not even looking for a championship, but you gotta think an expiring contract here or there [steph], a trade, a pick, and a free agent signing will win at least one playoff game? Look at the Celts! From worst to first. Maybe the Knicks can go from worst to not worst by the time next next season starts? I mean, right?

That Rockets Run was awesome. Now they're gonna eat shit. Look at Baron staring Skip To My Lou down! That's a scary beard, Skip! Watch Rafer become Rafer, Scola become Scola, and T-Mac to go down with a broken back. It was really fun while it lasted! I see a first round sweep in their future, but how can you ever be mad at this guy?

"It's called Pasta Pasta. It's named after Pasta!"

Honestly this guy is shocking! WTF he never looked this good at Wake! He's averaging 21 and 11 and 4! AVERAGING! With 177 steals this season! I think this post-season I'll turn into a de-facto Hornets fan. Why not? who wants to see a Pistons-Spurs Finals again? Celtics-Mavs? I'd take that! Just, please... no more Doug Collins waxing poetic about Tony Parker and Timmy Fundamentals! I'd rather hear JVG quoting Rasheed Wallace in regards to Tyson Chandler!

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